I don’t think “it’s not a real butt just a sex toy” will fly with HR if some passerby complains.

I’d never been to a con, but when I finally relented to my daughter’s pleading, I braced myself for the smell. Wasn’t disappointed, but also was.

Defensive highlights are one of the reasons I love baseball, but this sport completely removes the strikeout? This is like kickball, and I’d prefer to reserve that insult for soccer, thankyouverymuch.

Plus, one of the tenets of the MRA movement is that family courts are horribly biased against men. It’s “a judge can do whatever they want” in this rare instance where the wife-beater’s side is taken, but otherwise judges are why “feminism is the worst thing evar!”

Practice helps. First time I had to get up before a class (teaching), flop sweat buckets. You do it often enough it gets better, but that doesn’t preclude the occasional disaster.

+1. Mine is/was in the same boat. Ugh.

bad troll trolls badly

I thought Archie was dead because of teh gayz.

Pretty sure the fact that he’s holding onto her wrist before she “punches” means she didn’t initiate.

Thanks for pointing that out, that he’s got her by the arm before she throws her “punch”. The MRA brigade is out in force.

No one would ever be that stupid about tamales.

white house aids?

First animal that popped into my head about this was catfish, but Google tells me that was debunked (kinda) more than 20 years ago by the Japanese:

Even with the sound off!

Most of these are weak arguments, sadly, and you totally lost me with the baseball diss. Kickball (of both genders) is way more boring.

Shit, it works wonders in Monaco. /kotaku

This is better than the innuendo line I’d come up with, although I was hoping for a pregnancy bit.

Ouch?

“the service seems to have unknowledged this entire situation” is so zen

Griefers and hackers are why fuck mp / pvp-only games. I’ll stick to games I can play solo or co-op.