“Queen Chupacarba”: typo or Atkins dig?

He shouldn't have been fired for that, but Dero is still a big douchebag.

This is an acceptable trade-off for the talent and potential recently accrued. Fuck Wrigley; I’ll watch the games on WGN.

I didn't choose the chav life. No wait, I did.

Munchies prophylaxis!

inorite? Power tool or hoagie?

Until now, I didn't know I could have inappropriate feelings about toast (cleavage). Cheers.

Snot real.

I couldn't focus on the content in this article because of the enormous scrotum hanging on the wall in that b/w photo.

Kind of like a meal?

St. Louis pizza looks and sounds like plastic, but NY style is the equivalent of eating cardboard with grease poured over it, and I just looked at the Wikipedia entry for New Haven style and it looks like something a palsied hobo concocted.

Does it really make it that hard? Is the greater number of shitty games impeding you from finding good ones? Why does this line of reasoning not get applied to Hollywood? Are rhetorical questions posed as arguments annoying?

But would you call yourself just a Civil Rights Ally? That seems sillily semantic.

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ermagerd merle strep

I have a sudden craving for some tip juice. Please top off my monogrammed thermos and I'll take it to go.

I respect all of youse guys' taste, dietary, and religiously-dietary restrictions, but that doesn't stop me from feeling so sorry for you. (not that you need or care for it)

Anyone who gets this worked up over something that happens twice a year and zeroes itself out needs to reevaluate their life.

Most of the douchebags complaining here act like they've never wanted to play with an infinite set of (non-licensed) LEGOs.

Thanks for sharing! I'm in that category of dry+sans. This is almost as revelatory as when I learned what my photic sneeze was.