What kind of godforsaken heathen brushes before flossing? The kind that sees white/gold, that's what.

That sneaky Branagh is in *everything*!

But an egg mcmuffin still has meat (Canadian bacon) on it?

Actually a bit surprised to see the fuck diamonds top comment so far down, but it is a sucker's game. Wife and I said fuck diamonds almost 15 years ago and we've never been happier. We just went with simple identical gold bands.

"they are roughly equivalent establishments"

Damn, what's with the Abbys? I had one shoot me down too, but truth be told, she let me down relatively easy.

Yes. Fuck dibs. Chicagoan for 30+ years and out in the suburbs now. Glad I don't have to deal with it on a regular basis any longer. But I can't say I never felt guilty about pulling into a spot I didn't shovel out myself.

Total BS. I'm here reading lifehacker and OH MY GOD IT'S ALREADY 3?!?!

So brilliant, and so using it.

You know what you can do with that broad brush of yours?

Me and a bunch of high-school buddies all got jobs pushing wheelchairs one pre-9/11 summer at one of the world's busiest airports. Between meals and transportation, not to mention slacker-ass smoke breaks and lack of hustle, some days you'd go home in the red. It's gotta be a lot worse these days, and god forbid…

"Whaling" not "wailing", although I'm sure there was some of that involved too.