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OMG THOSE WERE THE BEST! I remember waking up in my bed to a golden retriever head resting on my lap. Another time it was a couple days after surgery & it still hurt to sit up or get out of bed. I had a cath in, I was in a lot of pain, I was just really depressed & the pet therapy people came in & asked if I wanted to

I stand by my earlier suspicion. Whoever came up with this almost certainly knew about the child porn.

“Bris Penner”

Medication compliance is hard for a lot of people, so my heart goes out to your cousin. The different routes of thinking are usually 1) when meds work really well, even if you know that you can’t function that well without them, it’s hard to remember to take them. When a problem isn’t staring you in the face

I’m still in rage-filled denial about Kraft Mac and Cheese no longer being orange.

Is it going too far to say that I hope that that pseudoscience peddling, smelling her own farts loving, bullshit fearmongering witch gets some kind of non lethal, non crippling but really annoying medical affliction, like endless plantar fasciitis?

Jesus Christ. I hope I never end up in your hometown!

Britney is fabulous. This post was unnecessarily mean.

Get your romance running

Frankly I do not think Kimmel ever fully atoned for “The Man Show” so I guess I’m Team Leno here.

if only jezebel would follow his lead.

okay but that officer is hot tho right

This. I'm going with fake pregnancy AND fake miscarriage.

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff

Not as embarrassing as me. I broke my pinkie toe by smashing trying to run to the other room to reach shitty frozen pizza.

Idk I just really can’t get behind this.

This Caitlyn love on liberal blogs has to stop. She is an awful, horrible human being, worse than anyone else in that family and that’s saying something. Fuck her (and I’m glad her show is tanking.)

I’m surprised the article about Pierce Brosnan didn’t have a picture of his wife. The DM among others is fucking obsessed with showing pictures of his wife! I can’t even bring myself to put into words why they do what they do.