Is it an unpopular opinion to suggest that actual cheese lovers have nothing to worry about?
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The older boy is a red-head, too, which is why his burns were so much more severe than the younger boy’s. You didn’t include that the daycare workers were said to be teasing both boys because they were crying when their mother picked them up.
Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk
The responses here make me angry. Does this woman get no blame for what she did? Are we really banking everything on a mental illness and perhaps.. just selfishness?
Bengal cats are NOTORIOUSLY given up once they start reaching sexual maturity because they are pissers. They are literally still so close to being wild animals that theit urination habits can’t be confined to a litter box. So many rescues won’t accept them because who wants a cat that pees everywhere? Big cat…
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And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.
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