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I guess I appreciate Adele’s voice, but to me a real singer has to be able to dance too

I thought I would share a story of my dad’s. Our family has many stories where none of us can quite explain it, to non skeptics we believe we are definitely clairvoyant to some degree. My parents tell me stories from when I was younger, I’m not as in tuned to it as they are but this story of my dads is from his days

This is not super scary (to me) but it is 100% true.

My family lived in this house in NJ once. My father thought it looked evil, with Amnityville Horror windows. The backyard faced an empty field and beyond that was an old graveyard from around the time the town was founded in the last 1600s. Really pretty headstones.

Jackson

When I was sixteen I would sneak out of the house at night get high and read a book (Such a rebel, I know). There was an empty forclosed home next door, and I would get inside via a basement window well and smoke in the basement’s bar area. One night it was raining pretty heavy, and I forgot to bring my lighter. I

But a question I’ve been pondering with all of the Jobs media that’s been released in the years since his death is whether or not we absolve Jobs for his assholishness, just because he was a genius who had a huge positive impact on the world. Is it OK? Do we let him off the hook for the fuck ups, and the people he

you have to have the ability to opt out of overdraft protection. it’s the law (Reg E, specifically, circa 2009ish.) it only applies to debit card transactions, however. the bank still has the ability to charge you if you overdraw by writing a check or if an automatic withdrawal/recurring debit tran occurs and you

OK, maybe I’m an idiot, but what’s wrong with this?

Look, feminists. I love us. We’re a great bunch, for the most part. But Christ on a cracker, are we literal and judgmental when it comes to song lyrics. Everything is always taken to the nth degree, to the worst possible interpretation. Couldn’t this song just be about someone who’s taking a look back on her life and

“There’s peace in the Middle East. It’s done. We’ve settled. We’re both very happy about the outcome.”

Think for a second how crazy you would be if money were truly no object? Like you had an infinite supply of money. Every birthday you would spend flying all your guests to some remote Caribbean island and trying to recreate the first Jurassic Park movie, right down to having party guests try and merge Dino DNA with a

Kanye is responsible for what, a quarter of all roses used by the flower industry per year? A third? Half?

Beyonce is trash next to Adele, same with Rihanna. Nobody disagrees with this.

WAY more into butthole guy. This SHIT (get it?) is hilarious

UGHHHH DALE COOPERS UNIT UGHHHH

I don’t think I’m as revolutionary as Galileo, but I don’t think I’m not as revolutionary as Galileo.

Unpopular opinion: I think Elsie Otter is actually kind of cute. I mean, I wouldn’t name my kid after an animal but it sort of works in this case. I’m just glad she didn't name her kid after a fruit or color.

I read this earlier today on WaPo and some of the details (if accurate) are bizarre. http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-m…. For example, the murderer confessed multiple times to the mother but she either didn’t report it to the police or the police didn’t take it seriously? Ultimately it takes him reporting