I didn't know then what GSA was, or how common it is. (The incidence rate of GSA is unquantified due to the difficulty involved in reporting or researching it; a commonly cited, if disputed, figure puts it at 50% of relatives who meet as adults.)

Maybe there are some things that should mean you forfit parental rights. Like you know almost killing your kids mother.

I know I'm going to get throttled for this, but there's some baby in her mostly-insane bathwater. I am not a fan of GMO crops. This is not because I think they are poisonous or "toxic" it's because I am not convinced that enough independent research was undertaken with regard to how the GMO's effect the food system as…

I know people think Bey is queen but no, the real queen is Flo. She's just been letting her throne dust up a bit before strollin' in like a boss and cleaning it up.

Here are some thoughts, having seen the movie at the 9pm showing last night with three girlfriends:

That thing looks like the "Brain Bug" at the end of Starship Troopers.

I am so happy that you got out of this relationship. Thank you for sharing your story, I wish you nothing but happiness in your future.

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

or basic geographical facts about the places in their books

Not to be that person, but:

Oh please. If this was an artist on Jezebel's 'acceptable' list, you'd be backing her the fuck up.

Funny how he has no problem taking the mic away from a woman, but when a man is involved he stops short and holds off on his rant until after the show.

Beyonce's whack. Let the hate pour over me.

So going around trashing another artist to make your point is "respecting artistry"?? Ok Kanye. Sit the fuck down.

So this week I had all the testing done on my throat with the fun tube. Just FYI - 15 minutes of being poked in the sinuses with a tube is not a good time. But I found out that I probably don't have GERD after all (despite having been treated for it for years) and instead have no ability to swallow food. There was no…

he probs sees one of those giant pumpkins and is like I AM HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME CELEBRATING THIS OBESE PUMPKIN

Look, the law is an organic thing and you CANNOT tell me that this fucking judge couldn't have used existing laws and case law to interpret this properly as a privacy violation or an assault.

I AM SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS. My mother is Irish and I grew up on candy from the United Kingdom and it is SO MUCH BETTER. If this stops the flow of Flake bars, Aero bars, Mars bars and Smarties, I will fucking cut someone.

My dad was big on attention getting shows of public humiliation of his children (screaming, and cursing at us when there was a crowd was a favorite...a schoolyard crowd of our peers was a bonus) when he couldn't have things his way, or we made a small very human oversight or error on our part. We were all well behaved…

The private prison industry is a scourge on this nation.