I was in an eleven-day induced coma due to liver failure and brain swelling caused by an overdose. I was *this close* to being pronounced dead (my parents had made funeral preparations and notified family). Somehow, and despite doctors' prognosis, things began to turn around and I made it. This was Christmas 2010…

Fine, but those dancing sharks stole Missy's show.

Not talking to people and sitting alone watching Netflix are two of the greatest joys in my life. If people were truly meant to converse face to face and have to order food over the phone like cavepeople, we wouldn't have invented the internet. Don't mess with success.

My son's best friend's parents are VERY BIG porn stars. The little boy is lovely; they are lovely, gracious, affable, well-educated people, who happen to make pornographic films for a living. I was shocked/intrigued/curious when I first found this out (they aren't secretive about their occupations but certainly…

It's a testament to how bad of a character Christian Grey is that "billionaire with handcuffs" is somehow less sexually appealing than "creepy as fuck murderer of women."

Oh I could construct one. Its pretty simple as isolation is one of the worst things you can do to a human being then ladle on a lot of sensory deprivation.

I have dark black hair. Long dark black hair. But when I was a teenager I was not happy having long dark black hair. However It's hard to lighten black hair when you don't know what you are doing and silly me I thought you could bleach your hair with actual bleach. So I went to the cupboard and got the javex and…

At the tender age of 10, aka the what the fuck is happening to my body era, I decided I wanted to learn what it was like to shave my legs. So I waited until my parents weren't home and I was babysitting my 5 year old little brother. I was a horrible babysitter because I decided this was the best time to lock myself in…

I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.

Anna do you know if TLC has contacted her?? I didn't know i was Non pregnant.

That interracial taboo is so weird! Like, in the U.S. in 2014, most people will at least pretend they don't have a problem with interracial relationships, but then the world of porn - which is supposed to be all about no rules and no conventions and unadulterated hedonism - is basically the Jim Crow South. "I know I…

It boggles my mind that talking about periods is such a taboo. When I got serious with ballsmcgee I made a conscious decision to be open with him about it (not GRAPHIC, but just frank) because I refuse to hide/be ashamed of something that's going to happen to me one week per month (I have a long, heavy flow thanks to…

I feel like it should be "Chat Michael Murray, better known as the guy who ended his marriage with Sofia Bush by cheating on her with Paris Hilton in 2005 Ohmygod why do I still remember that, what is wrong with my life".

I was at a play once and I was waiting in line for a drink when Paul Newman came up next to me. I was 22, he was maybe 80? Still a fox. I usually play it cool but I couldn't let this moment go.

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…

That woman who is dating her dad.

Fortunately for Holly, a show called "Bodyshockers" has taken pity and is covering the cost of lasering off three of her tattoos (the dick, the 'Dyke,' and some sort of cartoon that was supposed to be Storm from X-Men but apparently didn't come out looking as such, as DIY tattoos tend to not look).

This happened to a well-known radio guy in Cedar Rapids, IA. His wife had been told that due to various health issues, it was unlikely she could conceive. Scott had a stage IV cancer and was told he would never father a baby due to years of chemo. So it made sense that any symptoms would be brushed off as something…

To tell you the truth, the Mad Men nostalgia craze always annoyed me.