srs question, how does she still have custody of her kid? (Kids?)

madeleine be nice to taylor

One of my father's favorite stories to tell is when he first held me after I was born premature. I was in an oxygen tent for over a week and they didn't think I was going to make it, but somehow I did. Still, the nurses were worried when I refused to open my eyes.

Fucking weirdos. Mayo or nothing.

no its becky

Beauty Whiplash would be my roller derby name.

My five year old son once informed my husband and I that he hears us cuddle through his bedroom wall. When I asked what he meant, he became extremely embarrassed and changed the subject. Having our own horrific memories of parental sexy time, we knew changing the subject would not erase the memory burned into our…

Agreed about matchy-matchy trees! I may be biased (in fact, I'm most definitely biased) but I think the most lovely christmas trees are covered with ornaments collected over a lifetime - or several! Then every Christmas you get them out and have a good old laugh about the fact that the Tinkerbell needed to have her…

Yes. My pee dance is better than that.

dear maria shriver,

I think not wanting to get in the pool because your hair done is a perfectly acceptable reason to not get in the pool. It makes me really mad that people are acting like her reason isn't valid. If I were that girl I probably would've punched that teacher in the face or kicked him in his penis I'd have been so pissed.

Truly the only thing that could make me more excited about this movie is if they would put Channing Tatum in there somewhere. This movie needs some Channing Tatum.

They told me it was out of their jurisdiction and it would have to be handled by campus police and a student hearing.

this is everything this is my whole life madeleine ty

I have no particular interest in One Direction... I just came here for the Adultosaur comments.

Is Gracepoint a failure? I watched the first few episodes, but haven't felt compelled to keep up because I feel like I just watched Broadchurch, so what's the point?

I was pulling for Chris Pratt on the off-chance that it would get more people to watch "Parks and Rec".

looked at the gif

He will go through the front door and back door of the house (to go outside and come back in), and he moves around easily downstairs (where we have more of an open floor plan—no literal doorways to walk through), but upstairs he just hates the doors. He refuses to go through any except our bedroom, and that one he…

This is me! I mean, this my dog! Queso is the best. We don't think anything too traumatizing happened to him before we rescued him; he was only 9 or 10 weeks old. As far as other doors of the house, he just flat refuses to walk through any of them upstairs, except our bedroom. I think we hang out enough in the…