And what does she need a wrench for?

She isn't doing a v good job of winning the imaginary war btw her and T-swift imo

Grrr... Whenever I think I can't hate Katy Perry more, she goes and does something else awful and stupid. Lolita was the victim of kidnapping and rape after her mother was effectively murdered by the creepiest of the creepers! Gaah!

No that is usually extra.

Destroying Borders merchandise is nowhere near the level of the other four things you listed, imo.

I'm actually kind of annoyed that I'm married to a dude right now. Us kissing looks exactly like the dumb jerk Duggars except younger and less time-traveling hair.

Meanwhile, over on the Nicki Minaj apology article, Jez writers are going on about how artists don't really have creative control over what they put out, including horrible Nazi music videos. Okay, guys. Having a meaningful moment at the 9/11 memorial - how the fuck dare she. Putting out a crap non-apology for…

Romance, huh? Here's what I'm picturing: "As Alexandrew cradled Monalisa in his sinewy arms, he tenderly whispered, 'Monalisa, I'm so glad that we're both selfish fucks who look down on other people for taking care of their disabled parents. We are destined for one another.' "

I am sorry. I apologize in advance.

Finally Jezebel has covered this story, it would have been nice if you could have covered it while she was missing.

Oh god

As a person who had Christmas taken away from her as a child because her hippy-dippy mother thought we should celebrate the winter solstice instead, I just want to say FUCK YOU, KELLY FAIRCLOTH.

That story was entirely overblown. She repaired the seawall below her house, which was built there by previous owners and fallen into disrepair. The boulders that she supposedly pulled up from the ocean floor were originally part of the wall that had fallen apart. Yes, she probably did it in part to increase the…

Not heard someone be that confident about their show before, even walking dead guys wouldnt say 10-20 years or is AHS the new simpsons

Gah! I need to edit more carefully! "He was seemed genuinely pleased..." The "was" was left over from an earlier attempt at trying to express more or less the same thing.

I think the "*" means it goes up your butthole.

rich j can fucking fight me

I might be wrong, but she seems like kind of an asshole.

As a Catholic school kid, who also believes in science, I always merged the story of Genesis and the Big Bang in my mind. We were taught that the "7 days" depicted in Genesis were not necessarily what we would now consider a "day". To God, a day could be a million years. So I chose to believe from a young age that God…