I’m waiting for his third act: selling raw air.

The answer to “Have you been drinking?” Is ALWAYS “I had a glass of wine with dinner.”

He’s gonna sing like a canary, isn’t he?

Yeah but sometimes when they call it years in advance, it’s kind of fucking scary.

I’m a physician who works at a level 1 trauma center in the OR. I’d definitely echo all of these comments. Initially what will kill you the majority of time is simply the bleeding from a GSW, and so if you can get that under control (far from an easy task a lot of times) then the patient can at least make it out of…

On the contrary, I believe Apple wanted the bezel to be as uniform all around, they chose the notch instead of having a ~1/8 inch bezel at the top to house the FaceID hardware.

It was never cool - it was practical. Move on.

The Cassini probe was crashed into Saturn to prevent any possible contamination of Saturn’s moons, but yeah, keep pontificating from your armchair.

Of that planet, yes. He seems more likable than the Christian God everyone keeps going on about.

Let’s just say the Tesla hits a planet, or maybe an asteroid that later hits a planet. Then lets further suppose that life begins and eons later, intelligent life emerges. Will that make Musk God?

Some time in the distant future...

Jeez, if only we cared this much about destroying that other planet! you know, the one that supports all human life that ever has and ever will exist?

Molyneux: “I can make for you a videogame in which you will be a God. You will be able to do anything you want”

“I just wanted to say, Wario is doing a tremendous job”

What about the fact that he is married to the president’s mistress? That seems like a huge conflict.

You missed the part where they instruct you to cut the bag open after use, put the used pulp in your compost, rinse the bag and put it in a box so you can save them up and mail them back to the company for recycling.