To be fair, pornstars have gotten a lot of people through hard times.

I’d like to thank Stormy Daniels for getting us to where we are at right now. Without her, there wouldn’t have been the case that led to today’s Cohen plea. A pornstar. Who would’ve thought...

Yes but it doesn’t forward the anti-Musk and anti-self driving car narative in the news.

Do I think Obama was out of line for calling him a jackass? No. If that’s how he feels, that’s how he feels. If I were Kanye, it would have felt like a punch in the gut though. He risked his career on live TV to make a statement about a racist President. We finally get a black President and he’s overheard clowning him.

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It can’t be that easy. After 100 years, FCA still hasn’t figured out how to make a car that works. Tesla just can’t make enough cars that do work.

I never said I hated Tesla. In fact, my comment is more positive and defending of Tesla then it is against. People are acting like Musk should have gotten this all figured out by now, but really building cars is very difficult and yes they are the first manufacturer to try to really start up in decades.

Everybody. Everybody knows building cars is hard, including Musk and everyone at Tesla. They are the first truly new manufacturer in how long? And they are producing cars and selling them faster than they can make them. I don’t understand why people love to hate on Tesla. You have such a unique point of view though!…

It’s not the same shift working 24/7, just that the line is up 100%.

Are, are, are....you all right, sweetie?

Remember when his trip to Prague was the stuff of “internet conspiracy theorists” and everyone was mad at the conspiracy theorists for pointing out that Cohen’s claims not to have traveled there didn’t hold water? Being right about one thing doesn’t mean you’re not a conspiracy theorist, but so many things, adding up…

There have been a number of ‘hit’ pieces against Tesla recently, the most ridiculous being that they’re ‘over automating’ their production line, which cited research articles from over 30 years ago. The shorts are just wanting to get out before they report that they’re much closer to their estimated model 3 deliveries…

The Cassini probe was crashed into Saturn to prevent any possible contamination of Saturn’s moons, but yeah, keep pontificating from your armchair.

Of that planet, yes. He seems more likable than the Christian God everyone keeps going on about.

Let’s just say the Tesla hits a planet, or maybe an asteroid that later hits a planet. Then lets further suppose that life begins and eons later, intelligent life emerges. Will that make Musk God?

Some time in the distant future...

Needs a William Tell Autotune.

That’s more like The William Tell Underture.