Many of the good upstanding protesting Christian men were shocked at the sight of breasts as these were the first they’d seen since viewing porn the night before.

If my boobs looked as great as the girl in the denim blue jeans and long hair, I would walk around topless all day.

I got it, name it "After You." this way in the future to can say to any boyfriend that you named your sex toy After You. Like most men, were dumb enough to believe it. :)

Sounds like a great guy, glad you dumped him. lol. Pick your favorite actor or singer as a tribute. Just don’t go with Donald, Ted, Jeb, or Marco.

For comic relief name it after your ex-husband's best friend.

While I’m not in a position to give advice, I’m fighting the same fight. Flipped out at my husband because I’m 15 weeks pregnant and feel like I do far more house work/I have to ask for help instead of him looking around and doing what needs to done. I drive to work, so since I have the car, I grocery shopping/do…

There’s a brand called njoy that makes excellent dildos. They’re not realistic looking at all. They’re stainless steel and they are the best dildos ever ever ever. This is the one I have and I love it. http://www.amazon.com/Njoy-Metal-Wan…

No advice on the husband, just chiming in to commiserate. My husband does a pretty good job of splitting chores and child-rearing evenly with me, but he has some blindspots. Like you mention, there’s stuff that doesn’t even occur to him, so it falls on me to think about. (E.g. I will see we are going to run out of…

One of the reasons I’m getting divorced. I wish I could help.

I loved reading this. So much “YAS!” :)

“Mr. Happiness"?

No suggestions on dildoes, but raising a metaphorical glass to all of us divorcees and soon to be divorcees who are happily making our new lives!

No winning advice, I struggle with this too. Reading your post was like “ding, ding ding”. This describes my situation perfectly. I have a 2.5 year old son and a husband who works odd hours.

Child-rearing ladies, I have questions for you, specifically distribution of labor in your house.

Hmm... honestly I think this friendship is not worth trying to salvage. If you wanted to give it one last shot, maybe you could tell her that you enjoy spending time with her in person, but her personality via text/online is different and not very kind. If she can’t change her behavior, cut her off. Don’t let guilt…

I think that’s because we have a lot of unfortunate ableist discourse around mental health and medication: people assume you’re either a total zombie, or else you’re using “happy pills” as a crutch instead of dealing with your problems. What we as a society seem not to understand is that getting medication to deal…

Yay! I haven’t been able to really participate in a SNS in awhile.

PSA: Don’t be ashamed to treat your anxiety with meds. I started Effexor two months ago, and it’s honestly changed my life. I can’t believe I resisted for so long!

Hey Jezzies, whatcha drinking? I’ve been nauseous as hell so Diet Vernors for me! I’ve been toeing the line with alcoholic beverages lately. Cindymoo is working a 20 (and the nurses are voting to strike soon at her hospital- this is one of the many reasons) so it’s just me, the kitties, and you fine people. I’ve been…

I find it exceeding strange that Planned Parenthood felt a need to endorse Clinton when Sanders has just as powerful a record in favor of reproductive rights. What actual reasons could have been behind that decision besides deciding to play politics, much as the Democratic party has decided to do in general this…