Me too. I hate reading all these stupid articles about how lazy and spoiled millennials are and I’m over here like “I have a degree, a husband, a career, and a mortgage. I think I’m doing okay.”

It’s okay if you’re referring to drugs. “Make mine a baby bump, I have to work tomorrow.”

Thank you for being the first person on the internet to accurately realize that a lot of millennials are in their early 30s, and are not 19.

That’s exactly it. These kids grow up and don’t have to spend a single second of their time with their parents. If you want a relationship with your adult child, that needs to be earned.

WHAT??? Dude, if you are dating someone who makes pastry for a living, you never, ever, ever, break up with that person. I mean, can you imagine living with someone who makes you croquembouche on Tuesdays and molten chocolate cake on Fridays?? You gotta lock that shit down.

And the thing is? His now ex-girlfriend is a pastry chef.

This almost reminds me of how my dad bad mouthed my mom to random women over the internet for years and then wondered why my mom was so mad at him. He did a bunch of other horrible stuff to her and us, and he wonders why now after she’s dead that no one really cares about him or wants to be near him. He’s getting…

“You reeking stain of anal seepage!”

*ponders*

Same! Well, my mom at least; she never badmouthed my dad to me, even when it turned out that he hadn’t been paying child support for a couple of years. Dad, on the other hand, decided it was cool to shit-talk my mother to me about the time she had to take one last class to graduate the summer after senior year. Like,…

you know, that was the first thing that came to mind, that she just bad-mouthed the father of her child in front of thousands of people in a public forum. you know it’s one of the reasons the kid doesn’t want to go home to her. wondering if this hurts her chances with a judge in a future hearing.

Gosh, it really is getting harder and harder to imagine why Rocco might prefer living with his dad.

Her comment has put me in the Ritchie camp.

Calling your kids dad a cunt in a very public forum is a great way to make sure your kid can't stand you.

When ever I hear thew term catch a dick I imagine a girl running with a baseball glove and a uniform from a league of their own trying to catch a huge dildo and just being thrilled when they make the catch.

That was sexual harassment and you should have sued them into bankruptcy.

I was 22 and didn’t know any better about appropriate boundaries... this woman also thought she was being “motherly” ... while my BFF’s mom was waiting in line at CVS buying me cranberry juice and AZO tablets because my own mom was out of town that weekend... that’s Motherly.

some women just think they “know” ... when I was in college I came back from an out of state senior project trip... with my very first UTI. I worked retail in a very busy locally owned clothing store, as I was ringing up customers and (probably) doing the “potty dance” my boss came up to me and in a loud voice asked…

My mom told me you could tell who had lost their virginity because their butts would suddenly get bigger.

To a subset of mothers, “motherly” means “entirely up in and controlling of my daughter’s vagina.”