My parents took us to Mexico, we rode horses on the beach, and as soon as I got off the horse they announced their divorce plans. We were fucking poor and this was the only vacation they ever took us on.

Oh no, you’re not terrible for feeling anger for the position your friend has been put in. It’s a truly awful situation. I’ll be thinking of you both and I hope her delivery goes smoothly.

We have self checkout for those books you just don’t want the new hot librarian to see.

I just cringed when I realized I would probably LOVE her lifestyle brand. Who AM I? Maybe send help!

Meh, my son’s first was badass. I went full circus theme and it’s the cutest party I ever threw. I also had severe postpartum depression that was finally lifting, thanks to medication, so celebrating felt important to me. I think if parents want to go nuts on a few milestone birthdays they should, but if every party…

That’s basically my sister in law. I can’t fucking stand it. Everywhere we go, whatever we do, she needs to duckface for the occasion. Sometimes she instagrams things I make and calls it her own, but since I can’t be bothered to take pictures of anything I just let her have the credit. I want to break her phone and…

If I had a brit friend and could throw a sweet party I would totally go redcoat like that. It’s silly and fun.

Is that a young, hot Neil Degrass Tyson? Close enough, I’ll take him.

I think you may have missed my heavy handed sarcasm ;)

I have to take the lowest possible dose, so I haven’t had any side effects from it. Have you told your doctor?

Hi, fellow Bipolar person!

I can’t even manage my life, but you can take my money right now for some gaysian swift.

My husband asked me about that last night. We, the people, DO say goodbye. I don’t understand why our tv shows don’t.

I’m not too worried about their feels.

They’re just hating the sin! It’s nothing personal against the sinner (who they love, of course! Like an angry parent about to belt you for your own good love!)

GORGEOUS! (and also, how cute is your baby? I want to shish his cheeks!

I’m so sorry. What a love.

I’m giving you a standing ovation! I am also addicted to the hunt and thrill of finding a bargain. I hit the Goodwill enough that the old ladies working there tell me when the good stuff comes in. It’s a drug.

I know those feels. Just keep doing what you’re doing. When I can’t sleep (or falling asleep is terrifying) I like to color my grown up coloring book and listen to Tycho’s album Dive.

My bipolar meds had been working fantastically for many months, and now they are not.