Yup, my husband was grumbling in the theatre “well that’s pretty fucking gender normative.”

We did see it yesterday and cried from Lava to the very end. I wish I could personally thank everyone who made the movie.

Yeah, a giant one right?! She used to say she was joking, and I would say ugh, just never even say that. Now she’s shameless. I wish he would kick her ass out now, but he’s in some kind of denial that she would really fuck him over like that. I imagine pushing her in front of a bus sometimes.

Mine hurt terribly and I cramped for weeks.

I can kind of get that. Sometimes peeing (after holding it way to long and you’re sure it’s going to come out your eyeballs soon) feels pretty close to orgasmic.

Chicka chika what? Like scratching a record? That’s my top choice.

I think it would be best that both people have contraception for themselves. I took birth control for years and it was pretty awful, my IUD always hurt until I had it removed, and now my husband got snipped so I don’t need to bother. My Brother in Law really needs something like Vasalgel. His long term GF is on the…

Huh. My husband is already snipped, but he said he would totally take the clean sheets pill in addition because no clean up sounds awesome.

I’m on 6 years and it’s fabulous! Cheers to walking out on that shitstorm!

This is a really good point, thank you.

I’m right in the middle of this right now with a long-time friend. She’s a lot younger than I am so I’ve tried to be patient with her as she shifted to atheism, away from the republican views of her parents... but I went to visit her end of the state just got back) and she was this viciously racist, homophobic person…

I remember telling my best friend’s mom about that “trick” and she told me to grab her hair dryer and see just how far we could take this train. I miss her!

And will these clavically blessed people be carrying the quarters to the laundromat this way?

SHIT. WHAT.

Totally. Plus, pumping doesn’t work for everyone. I could barely get any milk out and it hurt. Nursing was pretty smooth sailing.

Right? My boobs ache thinking about that. UGH NO.

Some of us are parenting using evidence and statistics instead of far-fetched fear.

My shitty ex took my to court during our really nasty custody case when my daughter was maybe 4 months old. He asked that I not be allowed to breastfeed because “the baby will love her more.” The judge thankfully didn’t accept that reasoning. The douche avoided child support for 7 years and never came to see her. My…

I would eat those tit cookies.

Love it.