I choked on my coffee. You win!

UGH that woman sounds weird! I’m glad you’re getting out of that “friendship” thing, best of luck on that.

Yeah, that one I couldn’t figure out. What does that even mean? Am I actually a swiss army knife?

I can relate to that. Only I was in a bed, but only halfway because super drunk and on coke I was head- down over the side of the bed and somehow BROKE MY NOSE. I finished before I dealt with the nose and I laughed through the whole thing, with pain tears.

That’s a fantastic idea.

FFRF has a great track record fighting these things. If they need to take it to court (and they may not since they took it down) you can step in as a plaintiff or support the people who do. Or donate to FFRF.

I like this game!

I want “discharge”.

But oh course once a penis enters the vagina, the woman’s heart turns cold. It’s science, right?

That is super cute and I love it!

I’m choking up just looking at this picture. I want to hug her.

My hubs and I both “let ourselves go” and we’re both relieved at this point.

My daughter really loves her independence and wants to do everything herself, and at 8 she can do a lot herself. I think she would love this list. She packs reasonable lunches for herself, but I think sometimes she runs out of ideas or is tired of carrot sticks. Really, I could use this list for myself. I’m a coffee…

That’s a fantastic idea! I think we will try that list for next school year.

I see a lot of those crap lunches helping at my daughter’s school. Our principal made it so the fruit cart is open to any kid who wants one for free. We have a no crap lunch policy and I still see crap every day.

Well, and you don’t have to be overweight to be unhealthy. You can be overweight and healthy. It’s not the best indicator. Even if she is a skinny kid, if she’s getting crap in her lunch everyday it isn’t good for her.

I’ll cop to loving to dip fries into mashed potatoes smothered in gravy.

We have this policy at school and it was made clear at the beginning of the year. It’s pretty reasonable. The kids who get hot lunch are required to have fruits and veggies and are not offered sweets so they asked the same of parents packing lunches.

Well, you haven’t. You failed. You can fuck off now.

Then the daycare called up the next person they had interviewed and asked them if they still wanted the job, and all was well. They made the right call.