Plus, I bet there were other applicants. This isn’t the only woman that needs a job and I doubt she was the only application on file. I hope the daycare was able to quickly hire one of the other applicants, who hopefully doesn’t hate kids.

Yeah, if I ran that daycare I would totally fire her over that. I’m bummed for her that she’s a single parent and needs a job, but her need doesn’t trump the daycare and parents’ need to have a competent, caring person in that job.

He’s just so cute. Those cheeks! I want to smell his sweet baby smell.

My mom only let me go to christian music concerts :/ I remember walking around a Supertones concert hoping some boy would make out with me, but there was no hope because they were all saving themselves for marriage ;(

The number from information??? Oh like for the police? We don’t have our own city police. You just call 911 and the county sheriff comes out.

Exactly. My kids love the Avengers. My 8 year old daughter would burn them to the ground if she knew they said that about Black Widow. My 4 year old son wouldn’t understand beyond the boys are cool and girls are dumb/not really necessary/ meant for pretty that is all over those movies.

That’s why I don’t leave my kids alone in the car. At all. I may only take 3 minutes to get that cart back (If I couldn’t park close to the corral, which I always try to do, but live in a big, congested city) but a jerkoff walking by can easily call the cops because the kids were alone, and they don’t know how long I…

That’s my solution. I park as close to the cart return as possible so I don’t have to load up the car with a 4 year old autistic child standing next to me, ready to dart out into the street at any moment. (He’s too big to fit into the cart seat, and he hates it anyway.) It’s cooler where I live now, but when my…

Aw, I wish! I have to take a pharmacy’s worth of drugs for bipolar so I can’t drink. Please drink on my behalf.

I get the feeling a little Lithium might be useful here.

I almost choked to death on my iced tea. Good work.

I love everything about this.

I like the original length a lot better.

I would imagine that she would have been unlikely to approve using his ex to carry their child. The whole situation is so fucked up. I don’t like Shepard, but I can see how she could have been screwed over here. As long as she supports the child according to the court order I can’t hate her for not wanting to parent…

I googled it and posted a correction, but it’s still hanging out in the greys I think.

I read this wrong the first time. I thought a woman was shooting up hamburger in a mcdonald’s.

I pictured blowing on it like a candle and some kind of whispering.

Just make sure it’s a really hard kick.

This exactly. I developed early and had no idea what the sexual innuendo meant, but as soon as the tits came, girls hated me and boys were saying I fucked them. I was 12. I thought a blow job must have meant some kind of actual blowing. Teachers turned, too. Suddenly I was a distraction and a slut. I hated middle…

Teach her to loudly advocate for herself. My daughter is 8, and we practice “my body, my choice” for everything. If her brother hits her, if she’s done being tickled... anything. She loudly says MY BODY MY CHOICE and demands her space. Make her feel safe laying out her boundaries and give her lots of opportunities to…