I didn’t know they made savory. I am so excited right now!

I second that. I don’t miss that area at all.

Standing ovation! This story made me cry from heartbreak. Now I’m crying because your story is so touching and gives me hope.

Do you think Common Core might help in any way since it doesn’t rely on standardized testing?

I Short Term 12 on my netflix list but I’ve been hesitant to watch it in case it’s triggering. Would you mind telling me if there’s any rape or domestic violence I should be aware of?

I really don’t see the majority of commenters hating on the lesbian part of the kissing, just that making out in public is gross. If my husband and I made out in public it would be disgusting. PDA is okay for everyone- but mostly the hand holding, hugging and kissing kind until it ventures into super spit swapping,…

Maybe rape makes him hungry? I hope he chokes on it.

I sprayed my daughter in the eye with milk on accident once. But it turns out breast milk cures pinkeye!

Totally. We should be able to feed anywhere, but nursing rooms can be really nice. I’m an atheist, but when I lived with my mom I was required to attend her church with my newborn. (Let’s not even get into how fucking infuriating is to be an adult with a kid of your own and have to “obey” your mother. fuck.) That…

It made me think of “a thousand points of light” from that SNL sketch.

KEEP YOUR LADYPOINTS CLOSED.

Gorgeous!

Yeah, you were. I mean, SEIZURE. So much bodily fluids! You won to me.

Overalls were having a big moment. I hope you wore one of those shirts that shows a lot of shoulder but still has sleeves.

No, it IS horrifying. I was at school (in 7th grade) and I liked this boy primarily because he could play green day songs on his guitar at school. We were dating, which meant holding his sweaty hand and... that’s it. I don’t think we even talked on the phone.

I’m in SF and so is Shrayber. Maybe we need a few Proms across ‘Merica. And a UK and Canada.

I would totally go to Jezebel Prom!

Prom was so dumb. I went, because I had a long term boyfriend and he begged me to go. I left early. They played Baby Got Back twice in a row. We couldn’t afford to stay at the hotel where prom was held, so we stayed with boyfriend’s grandparents. I seriously left prom, went there, and had some tea and lovely…

OF COURSE it was All My Life. I swear that song was played at least twice at every dance.

I love psych writing, so no apologies needed! My dad was a psychologist and I grew up reading his textbooks (under the desk while he beat my mom, buy hey.) I am one of those Bipolars caught in the net! I was being treated for PTSD and what was assumed to be unipolar depression, given an SSRI, and it launched me like a…