WORD. I have a friend who insists that if I just got rock climbing regularly (which is like, um, already kind of out of reach) I would not need medication... for my Bipolar disorder.

It took me about 3-4 weeks. I started with yoga classes, because they were easy-ish and I didn’t feel like I needed to be on my game to do it. Then, when I was feeling good about it and craving a little more, I started doing a little bit of weight training and treadmill running.

I’ve got two kids. My first thought was “ well the baby dropped it so he popped it in his mouth to clean it off before he gave it back.” Looks like your mom and I are smoking the same thing.

Salads are how women feel joy. I mean, I don’t laugh until that leaf is on my fork. It’s science.

That one really deserved the grey block treatment. It was so horrible.

We had to wait for a honey moon until our five year anniversary.

My daughter was almost three when we got married (my husband adopted her) and she was delighted by the unstoppable giggling. She held booth of our hands, which was adorable, but she took that as a sign that we were playing around the rosy.

I definitely thought all these girls looked most beautiful in the before pictures.

I started nervous giggling at the altar thing (is it an altar if it's a courthouse? IDK.)

They’re not super soft, but I’ve only washed them once. They’re not scratchy. I hate the feeling of new sheets because they’re just kind of too crisp or something, but these ones are fine.

Patience, my friend. All in gods timing.

I’m pleased. I watched that Spiderman movie finally with my son (he’s almost 4) and it was fucking awful. He was so stalker-y and “man knows best” and Emma’s character was so disappointing. It’s like they tried to make her a smart, capable character but only in theory, because she still continued to drop everything at…

I just bought those zebra sheets for my kids and I love them. I’m bummed that they didn’t come in a CA king for me. ;(

Your lipstick is also gorgeous!

I can't figure out rollers. How???? They just don't stay in or don't lie flat or somehow my hair is still fuzzy at the end.

Whelp, it's not cheap, but-

Happy Birthday! I don’t know how to gif, so imagine so many baby animals parading here.

Yup, I totally remember trying to answer my mom when she asked how school was and just struggling to make a sentence sound like a not-crazy-high-on-adderall sentence. Coke wasn’t hard to speak on, but the ideas were definitely not my best.

I’ve wondered that, too. My dad was viciously abusive. You never knew what would set him off, but once you did he was in a blind rage and there was no escape. When the cops were gone, when he calmed down or became less drunk than his average, he really did seem like he did not know what he had done. The last time I…

I hate feeling and seeing myself ovulate. I’ve been off all contraception for a few years, thanks to my husband’s glorious vasectomy. I swear I feel that egg drop sometimes. It smells so specifically ovulation timey. I kind of just want to tell my reproductive system to stop trying so hard because it is not happening.…