Okay, I'm going with on or before June 15.

I loved that about Starbucks. I could really return my super nice regulars' kindness and generosity. Also, I could decaf assholes. I enjoyed that as well.

I also love tipping. I've worked tipped jobs, and I know that those workers are relying on them. I know what it feels like to get shit tips and knowing that was all I had to put gas in my car to get home from work.

GOOD GOD.

I'm pretty much speechless. I wish I could time travel and be there to help with your babies.

Not mad. I cried to that song for awhile, too, in the car alone eating fast food. It wasn't my best moments reel.

I'm so impressed, and I agree on all points. Well done!

I like to watch the shows while eating something totally lame, like PB&J or canned soup. Where does this put me?

I didn't listen to her music (except on the radio) until recently. I fell in love, it broke my heart.

I have all those things, too. Fist bump.

Did you know they make footies with detachable capes? My son has one. He's superman right now in his PJ's. I feel strongly that The Biebs needs a cape on his jammies, because you know, he's RICH. He can have that shit!

We are terrible aren't we!

I'm into that fox hat/ hoodie/ what is that thing? I need it now.

Meh, it's probably maternal instinct. I envisioned tucking him into his Avengers-themed bed and rubbing his little back while he cries.

I've got a case of the goddamn Tuesdays. I was sick all last week, so I'm behind on everything. My house was a mess, my husband's sick, my kids are watching way too much TV while I try to get my shit together. I have a huge fundraising thing on Friday for my daughter's school. I'm the PTA VP so I do a lot of work for…

When I was a barista I loved writing quotes or nice notes on the cups of nice regulars. It was totally against the rules, but the regs were't going to tell on me for wishing them an awesome day.

I am her. All I could think looking at that cartoon was that maybe I need more arm tattoos.

Yeah, every pill I tried made me feel super gross pregnant. Consistently nauseous, my boobs hurt and swelled, I was tired all the time. I kept taking tests thinking I must be pregnant.

I had breast reduction surgery two years ago. That kind of pain is just all- encompassing, isn't it? Your whole life feels like a blur of pain. But then out of nowhere it's gone and you suddenly think "wait! I'm not hurting right now! How long has it been like this?!"

I have 4 cats. Fist bump to 4 pets!