We stopped at two. My daughter was 3 when I married my husband, then we had a baby together, and then he insisted on a vasectomy. His reasoning was this: we couldn't really afford a third and give all the kids a college education. He knew that if we were both fertile, at some point biology would make us feel like we…

I want to throw you a parade! YAY!!! :)

I miss the smell of babies... and the chubby thighs and soft baby hair.

I hope that guy gets trapped in a room with 30 cats.

I'm so sorry :( I hope you heal quickly and that April treats you much better

You can totally go back and at like it never happened. Once I had an adverse reaction to the gas they used and I was petting my dentist's face and telling him I wished he was my dad, and made him hold my hand, and then I cried like a baby.

The donuts at Blue Star on Mississippi street are insanely good. That whole street is pretty fun, too.

Cut and come again lettuce varieties are awesome. Herbs are usually easy, too. Just don't plant mint with anything else. Mint needs to be in a pot so it can't take over everything like a ruthless dictator.

OH MY GOD IT'S SO BAD I LOVE IT.

Well I think you're incredibly kind for giving me, a poor sick lady stuck in bed, the gift of bad writing to carry me through these congested times.

Yeah, my husband pointed this out and ruined the fun for me. I've been home sick all week so watching the whole season was a nice way to deal with being stuck in bed. I think I really tried to ignore the blatant racism because I really wanted to love the show- and I'm disappointed in myself for that. The racism and…

Now I feel like less of a monster parent, so thank you!

LOL yes. That reminds me of a time on mushrooms. I was puking so hard, but then the most beautiful flowers were growing out of the toilet and I was crying about the beauty of it all. Then my roommate, who never did drugs ever, pulled me away from the toilet and suggested a walk to the park.

This really is my favorite thing to do. Washing your hair never felt so good and so... meaningful.

My bassett hound was like that. She never stopped eating! Finally I could afford a vet visit and they said she would eat whatever was there, and I started limiting her food.

Yeah, I was a C cup by 13. Grown men would proposition me all the damn time. Even my dad's friends groped me. My dad was my first rapist, so all of that seemed so okay and normal, but now I look at 13 year olds and think OH GOD NO FUCKING WAY.

Lol I'm from Temecula. It really is a shitty place!

I'm watching it now! It's becoming a binge.

I was just telling my husband how I would absolutely have sex with and/ or marry Robin Wright. Claire is just gorgeous, and smart, and all of her clothes are insane andI want them.

My eyes are tearing up. Someone must be cutting onions in here.