That was exactly my thought. Mermaid time!

I'm with you! I like to get my house really super organized and delightfully clean all day NYE, so by nighttime it's as perfect as an apartment can get. Then I snuggle up to my cats, eat ice cream, watch the netflix, and go to bed by 9 or 10.

I'm also with your husband on this one. I never did santa for my kids, and we still have lovely, magical christmases. Now that my daughter is in school and kids are gushing about santa, we ask her not to directly refute those kids. If they ask her if she believes in santa, though, she is allowed to say she doesn't.

When I was 3 my mom told me and my brother that santa had died. My brother cried and insisted that if jesus can resurrect himself, santa can do it too. I was mostly concerned that someone would deliver presents in his place. My mom promised that she would handle our presents in light of santa's untimely death. This is…

I also have a three year old, and at ABA(his autism therapy) the other day he was giggling and kind of aggressively kid-masturbating in the therapist's face. Then we were stuck in traffic and he unleashed "these cars are fuck! Too many cars in the fucking traffic!"

I also have BP2, and I have this minor delusion that the UPS man kind of knows everything about my family. When I'm really sick, I've thought that he was secretly working for the CPS and would take my kids. When I'm well, I think he's a good guy that just keeps tabs on us. I'm on a really helpful dose of lithium now…

That was one of my favorite episodes. The way the neighbors stepped in to help was so sweet and meaningful and it was the perfect side dish to the main event-farting.

Interdimensional foyer had me spitting out soup giggling.

This year I made a 12 grain bread in the silicone baking sheet that makes 4 mini loaves, paired with mini jams from amazon. I made 18 mini loaf/ jam sets so I should be able to gift friends and my kiddos' teachers. I think total I spent under $40 for the flour, jams, yeast etc.

I'm doing CBT and it's really helpful. I have PTSD and I'm diagnosed with Bipolar 2. It sounds like you would really benefit from some therapy. I know that the first call is so anxiety-producing it takes weeks to work up the nerve, but once you manage that call you will be on the path to a much better mental and…

My husband would describe his butt like you do, and he even has a giant scar. He avoids showing me his bare ass :( His butt doesn't look like some of those pics, but it's his butt so I love it. I bet your wife feels the same- it's THE butt! It's the butt she wants to grab during sex! Even our least attractive bits…

I'd totally join a feminist quilting circle. I can't knit to save myself.

It's also my secret/ not so secret favorite country song. I get goosebumps every time still.

It's going to be the most beautiful and delicious feud ever! More snarky cakes, ladies! I want directions on arranging a bouquet for your worst enemy next.

We went to a party at the Stanford shopping center with a knock off and no one said anything... but we did buy a doll that day, after the party.

So much this. My 3 year son has ASD, and I can do a lot to try to help him through tough sensory issues in public, but I can't just always fix it completely. Costco is really hard for him and I avoid taking him whenever possible. He wears sunglasses because the lights bother him, I have headphones to block out the…

Also, my kids love the cemeteries, and my 7 year old likes to talk about what she would put on all that land if we "could just build on top of the dead people, because they won't even say no about it."

This is MY Nordstrom Rack! :) I'm in Millbrae, but I'll drive there because Joann's is next door so I can get all my crafty shit and then do some discount shopping. It's my special time.

I was diagnosed bipolar on Thursday. I feel so hard for Bynes, because while I didn't get as manic as she has lately, after the mania I just suffered I feel like I get it. I can totally see how easy it could be to end up that sick, and I can relate to the fear of being sick or getting help. I hope she gets the right…

I want to get at him with a nose trimmer. That nose hair situation is making me twitch.