My cats were originally named: Janice, Diego, Joey and Sally. I named them: Dammit Janet, GoGo, Cosmo, and Ruth Bader Ginspurr.

No don't ever leave!

We have them about every other month, and I think that's still pretty good. Even if my hubs is really trying to get me off, sometimes I just don't, but I'm glad he does. My sex organs are so selective!

Sexy teen candy corn?

Yeah, I do give them props for actually being somewhat helpful to moms and babies at that location.

Awesome! When my daughter was a baby and I was a single mom on welfare it was so damn hard to afford diapers, wipes, tampons, etc.( All the paper products that weren't covered by my food stamps basically.) I ended up having to hold in my rage and use the local fake clinic that was full of self-righteous anti-choicers,…

Done! You can relax, gentlemen. I'm totally cool with your back hair- as long as you are okay with my lovely hairy legs.

UGH! I can't say I'm surprised that this came out of Redlands. I grew up near there, and making jokes about gangs was strangely popular. I hope these kids get an education on why this is not okay.

Dang! I'm way on the other end of the doll penis spectrum, I guess. When I found out I was having a boy I bought the most realistic newborn doll I could find with a wang for my 4 year old daughter. She loved that doll and was proud to have a boy doll that looked like her real baby brother. Now my son is that doll's…

3 times in 27 days sounds okay to me. When my hubs and I were dating and in the first few married years we probably did fuck more often, but we're both pretty cool with our current once a week average. The sex we do have is awesome. A lot of the comments on other articles covering Excelgate seemed to revolve around…

I had to read that part like 3 times because I just COULD NOT believe his lawyer said that.

It's okay to just say say no. You don't even have to give a reason- no is a complete sentence. (I know that's really hard to do though, my therapist and I are working on this very issue.) It's totally okay to say that you are dealing with stress right now and you are looking forward to some downtime to take care of…

He looks like my brother, so he cannot be on my list. Eewww. He's all yours!

Beach wear?!

I don't speak to my dad for personal reasons, too, so solidarity. It's okay to love and miss the dad you had at one time while accepting that the current situation is different.

I'm so sorry for you loss. Wasn't your dad the cutest little boy?! I want to pinch those little cheeks :)

If you aren't able to sell them you could see if the local homeless or domestic violence shelter would like them. I know our domestic violence shelter appreciates interview-worthy clothes donations so their clients can look nice and feel confident.

I get that "minimalism" is inherently classist, but I also find myself drawn to it because I've entered that class. I grew up poor and when I married my husband I was a single mom on welfare working at Starbucks and had no hope of getting out of poverty. Through sheer luck my tech genius husband got an amazing job, we…

Yes! My heart dropped when I saw the sad face in the cereal. My husband has asperger's and my 3 year old son was just diagnosed ASD in the last month. Sometimes we have challenges relating to each other, but I DO NOT EVER feel all "sad face" about who my child and husband are.

I was in the same boat as you with both of my pregnancies. I gained a lot of weight, but it all came off when I was nursing. Also, my face got puffy almost immediately. The puffy face was why I took a test in the first place. I hope the morning sickness lets up soon and you have a lovely pregnancy and delivery! :)