I laughed so hard at Blazers With Stretch. I've wondered if I'm the only person that found that trend to be odd.

If you're a terrible person of course you are lonely. Be a better person and you'll possibly attract better people (or any people.)

My daughter has been begging for Ivy for a long time. Guess now's the time!

I got my first real CD out of divorce! My mom only let me listen to christian praise music. When I left for my first overnight with him, I insisted we stop by best buy first.I'll never forget the joyous moment of holding Everclear in my hands and knowing this would kill my mom. Pure joy.

SAAADDDD. I got all excited and all the SF tickets are gone. If one of you lucky SF Jezzies ends up not being able to go, please send it my way!

THIS. I've said to myself (hiding in a closet, crying) that maybe I shouldn't have had kids. I wondered if maybe I didn't REALLY love my kids because I sometimes wished I could go back and not have them. Now that I have a therapist and a bit more help in the community I realize that what I really felt was total…

I love the piece and I want to buy it.

I don't care a super lot about makeup, but I loved her dress and I feel pretty sure I can turn that into a pattern and make myself one. That's my takeaway!

It's still in violation of church/state separation because a citizen could reasonably see the actions of a publicly-funded police department as a state preference for the religion of the church they partnered with. FFRF regularly wins cases like these (though most often dealing with schools.)

I was checking out the GOOP shop for laughs and in the kids section they have a DIY kit for a kid's super hero cape... for FOURTY FIVE DOLLARS.

I would like to apply for that position!

This is classic first trimester exhaustion and it usually passes when the second trimester rolls around. Nap as much as you can and don't feel bad about it. Try to eat healthy when you feel like you can keep the food down. If you feel okay-ish, take a walk around your block, but nothing crazy. You'll be back at the…

My very first thought was "Hey! I can snort that!" This is why I no longer do coke.

Classic? This is classic? All this time I thought I should model my style after the Hepburns, how wrong I was!

When David Chang said MSG, my husband ran out and bought some. we keep it with the salt and pepper and it's the best.

Jizz in my pants!

Apparently "real" men are really into multiple exclamation points as well.

I'm going to be gross and call my husband the "great moistener" now, because I need to use that somehow.

So Jesus is getting into our hearts through our vaginas? That seems like the longer route...

I'm pretty into this.