Might be the first time C-SPAN has given me the the downstairs tingles.

Madewell is the best. They're expensive though. I like the Lauren Conrad jeans at kohls too.

I love mom jeans! It's like my pants have a built-in girdle. Gap came out with high waisted jeans and they're okay, but pretty high and lacking the stretch that would make them comfy to sit in. They're stupid expensive, but Madewell's high rise is amazing. Totally comfy, with enough stretch, but don't bag out, and…

She's waking me up because I was napping. Those two kids I got knocked up with (while taking the Pill) wear me out.

My husband never gets me flowers, so I get them for myself and our kids for Valentine's day. I've never had a problem with Trader Joe's flowers, so I'm sticking to it. They're cute enough, you can make your own combo, or get a living plant. For cheaper. My too-far-away aunt sent me a TJ's gift card so I could buy my…

I feel pretty jazzed about this, because my husband and I like to draft celebrities into our "would fuck" club, and now that she's out, I get to steal her away from my husband's line up. She's MINE NOW.

Kim's pantsboots plus vulva skirt has me thinking way too much about how sweaty her butt crack must be. That's a lot of leather.

I had a friend that would want to split and order an app, 2 mains, dessert, and drinks for herself and I'd be eating an app for dinner to save money. That shit was insane. I do not miss her and her insane tabs.

Yeah, he was my on-tv-dad. I would fantasize about all the cool dad things he would do for me and how he would walk me down the aisle when I married and my own dad would be crying about it from jail. I love Tom Brokaw and I'm really sad about this.

Samesies!

You are a fantastic person.

Yes. I was thin, blonde, and tan as a kid. I did get the giant boobs, but my hair turned brown and I gained a fair amount of weight in my non-boobs areas. A good friend of mine has actually gotten a bunch of plastic surgery and whatnot to look more barbie-like. She's a porn star, though, so that has a bit to do with…

Flashbacks to my shitty childhood.

There is actually an app this year. Go to the girl scout site and they have a thing where you can find your local troops and the dates/ times of their booth sales. BAM.

Tagalongs. My favorites forever.

I'm really jealous. Ira Glass gives me the tingles all over.

I want to kiss those cheeks all up! What a cutie pie!

The panic that comes with pot is so, so bad. I was an avid pot smoker from 12-28, but once I started antidepressants I just could not deal with the panic that came with the high. It's the kind that you just can't escape, it feels like it lasts forever, and nothing helps to lessen the feeling. ugh.

I'm a member of the anxiety/ agoraphobia tribe. We don't meet up much! :) This advice is totally spot-on. My therapist told me that while I should make an effort to outside (even just to my balcony) and communicate with the outside world, it's okay to have a day when I just can't do any of it. She's really stressed…

A lot of what you wrote sounds like me.