“Because, here in MN we don’t have very much “real” crime.”

Holy shit! The timing and beat is fucking perfect theirs too many examples to put in this comment and of course the title lol.

America’s not ready for what I have to say

I’m also very happy to announce that with this, Maggie is going to be one of Jalopnik’s regular columnists. She spends most of her time writing novels but expect to see a lot more of her writing here soon!

This has been in the making for a few months now. All of the local PD departments have been “challenging” each other to make better and better running man videos. Because, here in MN we don’t have very much “real” crime.

The real running man dates back to the late 80's...

(a viral dance created by a couple high school kids and made popular by college athletes as explained by Ellen DeGeneres for you olds.)

Insanely annoying, right? Lulu wouldn’t let me charge any less than $14.92, so I rounded up to $14.99. I’m really sorry about that — it was the most unexpected part of the publishing process. I strongly suggest buying it on digital instead!

I think it’s twice as good! If you enjoyed Plays with Cars, I have absolutely zero doubt you’ll love this one — it’s a lot better, and also a lot longer with more original content.

My grandpa’s Z32 wears CODE37Z plates. A code 37 is a grand theft auto, therefore ‘hot car.’

I drove the Stillen SC/ed Z, which had 550 crank. It was a very nice number. The right amount of fast for people like you and I. 700 crank? Damn. Better be awake. I’m sure she is. Good read.

Fairlady often, yes.

I own a 370. 550whp is pretty nutty. Especially for the VQ block. My car likes to step out when I gas it and it’s pretty close to stock. Sounds fun.

I’m embarrassed, but I don’t get it.

Best read on Jalopnik in some time. Hoping to see more from you soon!

“This car is what I look like on the inside” is the most perfect thing I have ever heard to describe this ridiculous hobby of ours. I’m going to look at my fifteen-year-old modded-to-hell Impreza a little differently from now on, ‘cause holy shit, it’s actually my messy innards laid bare in steel and glass and rubber…

USURPER is, quite possibly, the most perfect license plate you could have on the Z in this story. But you probably already know that.

That Z looks pretty rad. I’d imagine a 370 with 550hp probably likes to try and step out fairly often, no?

You own that car in Virginia? You must be nuts.