How does a country sign up for his boycott list?

I see he kept the glasses he wore in Fear and Loathing…

So they'll be sipping aged urine in Grylls' hotel room then?

Just expel them from the University and keep the tuition. They're not going to gain anything of value because they refuse to think. Oh wait. This is Duke. "Drooling Idiot" is their target market…

"The Bible is a pretty good book" hardly. It's very derivative of earlier works.

It's OK Corey. I'm sure you can still participate in the Special Olympics.

No.

He also said he had to tell Michael Anthony how to play Bass. I refuse to believe that Michael Anthony ever learned to play Bass.

OK. Wouldn't listen to that tripe anyhow.

Particle Man, perhaps.

They count them if they're in binders…

You know where else you hear "Hey Hey Hey"?

And it will be told, in the Ladies' version of Ghostbusters.

Suits me fine. I'm not interested in anything involving Melissa McCarthy.

Maybe he's going to prop up the Nightly Show, which no one is apparently watching.

drove him to kill himself.

I assumed she was the one selling them.

I'd take a happy goddamn ending from her.

Well, that would certainly kill what little interest I have in this project.

Well clearly he raped someone in that movie and was hiding the evidence.