"Old Shake-and-Bake is back!"

"a gender-swapped Tito Suarez, though Billy Dee Williams will do fine with that role"

Jim Kirk's brother.

Only the souls they consume.

Please tell me Melissa McCarthy isn't involved. I'm far too young to be swallowed whole.

Ein mal Boot, bitte.

Zwei Booten

Oh good. Another $4 streaming service available only on a handful of devices.

In their defense, Michael J. Fox show did get off to quite the shaky start.

"Participation Trophy Wife" is pretty dire. Or so I'm told.

I'm pretty sure she has at least one song involving blue waffles.

I object to not having an old, balding white man in his late 40's as a main character. What do I win?

What I don't believe is that the Capuchin Monkey sits still for it.

I wonder what the "Moonbat Tea Party News Hour, with Sean Hannity" ride will be like.

Goridan balloon knot.

So it will make their arms atrophy into useless stubs, leaving them frustrated and aggressive?

So it's going to air out of order, be put in the death slot on the schedule, and be cancelled after one series?

As a long time AV Club reader, I'm disappointed an in depth discussion focussing on the word "dangling" isn't the top of this thread.

Heee!

I think that's advice that is appropriate at any event or function.