I hope this tweet finally lets the world know what a sociopath James Deen is

I wonder if he goes to the same doctor, or did he have to Shop Around?

He's actually appeared a bunch of times on Overhaulin', and did a guest build on a Hot Rod TV show.

Masterpiece? Rock-steady hand, and a laser-precise eye?

Really surprised that The History Channel hasn't made a reality show out of him.

Damn- he did that free hand? I can't even write a check without screwing it up.

:(. I'm so sorry, that just blows. Good luck on the job search.

And what part of that makes Steve Vai not an utter cheese-ball?

Steve Vai is actually quite a skillful guitarist. He worked as a music transcriptionist for Frank Zappa when he was young, (who himself was Julliard trained in strings) and after that apprenticeship, joined Zappa's collection of virtuoso musicians as a talent in his own right. He went on to a notable career in many…

Dear Hannity,

Wait, why is sending cock shots not on this list? HAVE I BEEN DOING IT ALL WRONG????

She looks frighteningly like her dad. Speaking of her dad, having 40 Billion dollars a phone call away probably helps your growing production company.

my attention span is 15 se, what were we talking about again?

Yeah... with a comic, I was expecting at least a little more humor. Like, "I already begin most of my days by putting Jimmy Deen's sausage in my mouth anyway."

I think you're supposed to follow her on Twitter.

It'll likely take your wallet away, too.

Being the child of an immigrant does give you a unique perspective on America. Fuck off.

Disclaimer: please understand that nothing I'm about to say is meant to diminish her actions, which are heroic and brave beyond anything I can imagine.