I've suffered from sleeplessness since I was a boy. In my teens, doctors started to prescribe pills that left me feeling awful all the time, but I had to sleep. The more I took these drugs the less likely it became that I'd fall asleep without using them each night. It was terrible having to take these mind numbing…

Or a giant shard stabbing it in the neck. No one's gonna mention this? One hit hard enough, and it'd look like a devil worship sacrifice in there.

They taste great.

And spend the whole day not smelling someone's piss.

"Jesus nude Beyonce lip syncing Christ."

Yes.

I'm Turkish, so I'm contractually obligated to like Dr. Öz, but he's really starting to annoy me.

Love my cut peepee.

He's an ugly dude, probably got absolutely no play as a youngster and now finds it really hard to turn away any advance he gets, or thinks he's getting from attractive young women.

Nothing bad here. Plus she sounds like she was being funny about the endorsements thing. God she's so perfect. I'd strangle half my family to be with her.

I've noticed a huge difference between American kids and Turkish kids. Turkish kids don't act up as easily, and are taught respect early. Like kissing hands of adults, and showing a lot of reverence for the elderly. My dad would have twisted my ear if I didn't help my elderly neighbors carry their groceries upstairs.…

Yeah but what about the car damage??

you'd choke him out? Wow. Bravo you tough guy, you.

Sometimes there's no long string of events and you have to act quickly. It's a nightmare but it happens all the time. I used to live in Venice Beach and before that in Istanbul and let me tell you, shit happens at the drop of a hat in those places. It's better to be armed than not But equally important not to get too…

Haha!! Try that in Texas.

Mostly white? who were the non white people clamoring to get in? That's what I wanna know.

Happened to my brother. Stage four throat cancer. Nearly killed him.

I love when things like this happen. Like Mel Gibson but with more butter.

i never wanted anything to do with your body. Nor did I say abortion should be illegal. Ok I'm done here. Have a nice day. (Sincerely)