Putin looks like every other dude on dating apps holding up his stupid fish while wearing shades.

Fact: There is only one person who ever looked good in 00's womens’ fashion and that person is J-Lo.

J.Lo should sell anti-aging cream. I would buy it.

THIS. She looks hot and happy. I can’t hate on it.

Dude, or dudette, seriously, we get it. You don’t like J.Lo and want to hate on her nose especially. Fake nose and hair is Hollywood standard. She isn’t Kim or Kylie levels of fake so let her be. I don’t care for or against her but Jen is still insanely gorgeous and living her best life. If you can’t appreciate it, no…

Her abs are incredible, for anyone at any age.

Her nose is definitely not fake. Welcome to 2017 and contouring.

I’m really just coming here to say my friends and I just threw one of our BFFs a JLo-themed bachelorette party complete with bottles of Glo by JLo perfume and a personalized pink velour shorts/hoodie sweatsuit. She is a religion.

To all you haters saying she wears this look too often, I say - If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

They won’t care, they love their shitty, made up restaurant stories he’s shilling on a depressingly shitty new website (because the guy can’t hold a job anywhere for more than a few months).

They’ve read it, they just don’t care because they don’t identify with the people he shat on.

The fans of that kitchen series refuse to believe any of the shit he said to women and people of color. They have read the receipts and just shrug it off.

The guy who ran it has a history of being shitty to women and people of color, but his fans ignore this because they like to read milquetoast stories about some douchey waiter.

And apparently Pinkham’s an incredibly shitty person.

People always seem to forget this. She’s done a stellar job of transforming herself into Churchy Mom.

Which ex-husband? Her first one who she cheated on?

Holy moly. I pray to the retinol goddess that I look even slightly as amazing as her when I’m half a friggin’ century old.

Iggy, I understand completely:

I don’t generally find myself agreeing with Lindsey Lohan, but she’s right about Paris.

I thought that too! “Haha, what’s wrong with her? She sounds like Trump here...” I’ve never thought of it but yeah she typically sounds way smarter than him. That is alarming.