I’m shocked at the cheap-ass bath bombs. Is she on some sort of budget? She needs to get her ass over to Lush.

I was already married when I found out about my ex husband’s relationship. I found out in the most messed up way too. We were on the rocks due to other issues, and I went to my sister’s house for the weekend in another state. Halfway through my drive home, I received a phone call that my husband tried to commit…

I’ve told this story here before, but... a friend of mine was seeing a guy for 2.5+ years. Finally he proposes and while they are having sweet loving chats about the wedding he says he’d like to get married at this one very specific Hawaiian resort. He works during the week in another town, so when he goes back she…

Well that’s my story too...minus the witness protection. Ok, also minus the marriage. Discovered fiancé was in a full blown other relationship through Instagram. Idiot must have thought he was safe as I didn’t have the app or an acct; he didn’t realize that anyone can see insta posts on the web-based version. Effed up…

hehe, She discovered him in a harlem shake video with this woman and put two and two together...

Women are often “crazy” until it turns out they’re “stupid.”

1. Seems it did raise red flags which was why she was investigating his facebook page. It’s not impossible she suspected something before but didn’t have the evidence she needed. She may have even talked her self (perhaps with his assistance) into thinking she was being paranoid or overly jealous.

“Rita Ora” is the name I use to check into hotels when I don’t want anyone to bother me.

I was walking through town once and a woman stopped me. “HII!! Wow, I haven’t seen you in forever! How are you?”

I haven’t met my doppelganger but I know I have one because on three separate occasions, someone has told me I look like this woman by me piecing together bits of info.

Our gym actually has “No hair dyeing” on the Locker Room Etiquette sign! I wondered why it was there. I didn’t think dyeing one’s hair in a public place was a thing human people would actually DO. But, well. There we are.

I knew I had been reading the Game of Thrones books too much when I saw a topless woman in my gym bathroom and the first thing I noticed was that her nipples were probably a great example of Dornish nipples. Then I noticed that she was dying her hair. At the gym. I have since since a different woman doing the same at…

I am working autonomously and willingly, somewhere in the mid range of the industry. I need some extra money right now, and I prefer doing this to the other levels of job I’d qualify for, in which I’d be working longer hours on more shifts, for about the same pay.

At first I didn’t see that you had left “punch” not crossed out too, and I thought you were saying “Do Marilyn Manson.” Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

while Barton was busy perfecting her craft...

Yes, that is my disorderly goat. It is irrelevant how he ended up in New Jersey when I live in the Pacific Northwest. Please send him to my house now.

My favourite thing to do is google sentences from these reviews, and then read all about the crazy person who wrote them by reading their other yelp reviews.

Because of the stampede, the Kid ended up with only 4 eggs. He did better than his cousins who ended up with nothing but some lady felt sorry for them so she shells out 2 eggs for the cousins (gee thanks lady).

I constantly lie about how often I shower. My boyfriend is one of those "shower everyday, sometimes twice a day" kind of people, and I have actually done things like dampen my hair before I go over there so I can pretend I just took a shower, when really I haven't showered in 2 or 3 days.