Yes, I have walked out of Sephora 2 ounces (maybe) heavier and $150 poorer.

But she doesn't pay $2,ooo a day, which is what I was expecting to see here. I've used that SkinCeuticals C E Ferulic serum ($153) and it lasts like four months with daily use. I didn't re-buy it though because I saw no difference in my skin from when I was using $18 serums.

I'm now going to describe my beater car as my $2,000 daily commute.

Another misleading title. She doesn't spend $2,000 daily on beauty products. She uses expensive products daily. And the products individually aren't THAT expensive, considering how much she makes.. I've been known to dump $50 on skin products and I'm not even close to Martha rich.

Whatever. If I was rich, I'd slather myself in all the fanciest creams and shit. That stuff feels awesome and the only thing stopping me is my wallet.

The headline is misleading. She doesn't pay $2,000 a day for these treatments, and she doesn't do all of them every day. I'm guessing this is about what most middle- to upper-class women spend on products. Hell, I know a lot of poor girls who shop exclusively at Sephora for makeup and skin/hair care. You do you,…

"Let's take pictures of our butts." - Two adult women

Gweneth's organic lemonade is sweetened by honey. And not bee honey, you ridiculous peasants, but the honey of locally sourced Belgian fireflies.

As long as they're happy, who cares?

What makes you uncomfortable with Demi's proven preference? Is it because you equate the sexing of a young by an old with abuse of power? I mean, that's pretty much the mainstream attitude so I'm not surprised, but we're not talking about minors or teenagers here.

Finally found the perfect picture! I mean I did not comb the interweb to support my statement.

Age difference doesn't make you creepy. Being creepy makes you creepy.

High five for someone else who has to put on their eyebrows.

If I dont put on eyebrows, I look like some sort of weird alien hybrid. I would hate to have people actively TRYING to take terrible photos of me all the time.

I know exactly diddly squat about her health (hope she's okay!) but I can say that this is about how my face looks if I don't put on mascara and/or eyeliner before I leave the house. I think, running late, it's not important! and then two hours later I catch a glimpse of my future cadaver in a mirror and remember…

George Clooney does something similar all the time, and unlike Demi, his relationships seem kind of contractual in nature. I don't think he gets nearly the flack she does.

That's what's great about guys in their 20s. Demi gets older, but they stay the same age.

Actually it's a tribute to her former co-star Paul Walker.

The difference is that these are all in theory the same cover for the same issue. It's like if someone had randomly made one of the Harry Potter books in black and white while all the others were colorful. The other 3 are similar and Mindy's obviously doesn't match the series.