Wow, well-written and researched piece - kudos! Two things, though:

For me, the most fucked up part was when her husband tried to make his 13-year-old and 9-year-old boys sign consent forms to give him power of the company. That's some soap opera tycoon madness right there. I hope they're doing well.

I thought the pic of Kelly Clarkson and Amanda Bynes were pics of Khloe. I was like - why is Khloe on so many covers?

The word 'vagina' gets blurred out. Because that's more offensive than the world 'murder.'

Is it just me, or do Kelly Clarkson and Khloe Kardashian look alike? I thought this was Khloe at first, but that may just be because the Kardashian Klan dominates the tabloids.

"But he's certainly very handsome and can speak English"

Ron Livingston is somehow a schlub and also a hunk at the same time. It's very strange.

Hey dude! Glad you like white girls so much. Congrats.

My real name is Vladimir, give me all your money.

Or JGL or NPH?

Uh, it isn't. Ever heard of RDJ, or JT, or A-Rod or RPatz or fuck even KFed?

Oh N-Wan, lighten up!! ;)

Like those famous women A-Rod and K-Fed?

I dated a married woman because her husband was abusive and I got her to leave the husband and grow her own live as an independent woman. She bought her own house, and a new job and was happier for it. We aren't dating any more but she's happy and moved on with her own life as we wanted (away from her ex.) You…

Analogies are allowed. Yours just suck.

It's not an analogy if it is not analogous. None of your analogies have been analogous. Reworking the "abusing someone on the street" thing a hundred times is not going to make it any more analogous. Please, stahp.

Seriously, stop with these analogies that make no sense. Please.

Wait...so they married/stayed married to the guys who cheated on them and blamed the other woman rather than the dude who stuck his dick where it didn't belong? Good job ladies.

Well, it's a shit storm, but Bethenny just taught me a nice little saying: "Being angry is like drinking poison and hoping that the other person dies."

I really hope some of that screaming was directed at the husbands that obviously had as much or more to do with these affairs in the first place?