I locked myself out and as I keep everything on my phone case, I had nothing and i don't know anyone's number from memory. So I went to the whole foods around the corner where everyone knows me because I practically live there lol and they googled a locksmith and was able to use their phone. They were so nice, that…
There's this awesome pizza place that would be great were it not for the fact that they overcharge you! I've been overcharged twice on my card, for the same transaction twice and as the tip but added 100% instead of the 20%, I called and complained and they said they would check and they gave me a refund. I still go…
This has happened enough times now that I'm starting to wonder if it's a thing™. I'm a young gay guy and I've had several middle-aged guys approach me while I'm out at the clubs with friends and also at restaurants/cafes etc. just to say a version of this- I used to look just like you, I was beautiful/hot and now I…
I mean, it's amazing, it's so much easier to be a creep now And to verify that it's not a fake pic! Yeah, buddy, that body is Brad Pitt's not yours or are you REALLY Brad?! *crosses fingers*
I didn't even realize that Jezebel had started following me! I'm so excited about this, like way over the top LOL
I'm not kidding, more painful than LASIK, recovery after a nose job, and wisdom teeth removal but today I saw as my leg hair was growing back, that many hair follicles HAVE DIED and the hair isn't growing back. I wanted to cry of happiness! All this pain has been worth it. I still have to do it more frequently on my…
I started this thread last week and now it's back... coincidence?!?!?? I don't think so!
Soooo good, plus the high school memories... I bow to Xtina.
Yes, I'm yelling! I don't want to live in a world without a weekly Thatz not okay!
So, I've started using a retinol cream and I was worried that the sunscreen I apply in the morning wasn't enough to last all day (my desk is next to a window). I had seen this sunscreen at whole foods before but I finally bought it this weekend, it's this amazing zinc oxide (no oxybenzone! woohoo! ) sunstick that goes…
I immediately went to look for someone but the guys I was with, they're recent acquaintances, and they were like- It's not our problem- like I was being silly! I didn't see any staff around so I had to go look around and then got referred to another place for the paramedics but they all exchanged glances like…
So, this guy that has been fucking me for a while now always goes kinda overboard when praising my oral skills, which is cute but tonight he said the following things to me:
... of a certain HBO show is completely loaded, then, you sit and relax after a long day and you can't wait to enjoy it and YOU ACCIDENTALLY CLOSE THE FUCKING WINDOW! Fuck this ish, man!
Why?? I always get bored of guys, like after 5 fucks, I'm like, I need something new, I wish it weren't like that but it is. :/ He didn't do anything wrong either, it just all became too familiar and the excitement of someone new wore off.
But there's nothing I'm craving more than a Domino's pizza chock-full of the bad kind of Trans fat.
This straight guy hit on me with a list of requirements if I decided to sleep with him which were:
One of the best movies I've seen in a while, so so so good! You completely forget it's Scarlett, she's phenomenal. Who else has seen it? I liked it so much, I want to see it again.
I squealed when I saw it on the shelf at Whole Foods!
As a little boy, I had pin straight hair, which I loved but then puberty... and BAM... wavy hair which I've straightened ever since. Now, my hair needs a break, after going blonde and back to black again. I stopped blowdrying and straightening as my hair needs it. I'm nervous, I feel so different!