“The role of such associations is to foster athletic competition that is fair and serves the well-being of student-athletes.”

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

finally someone will defend my right to wear underwear that is just one very long pasta noodle wrapped about my mids (midsection)

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

I just looked over the Deadspin front page and it doesn’t look like they cover football any more. Sorry.

The hilarious thing here is that you think you know what this post is about, and you’re exactly, perfectly wrong.

Snowboarding seems right in Hinkie’s wheelhouse - who else has demonstrated his level of achievement when it comes to careening downhill?

The dead money thing makes sense. They’ve had a dead owner for a while now.

Being a non-lawyery guy, I forgot about appeals. Thanks!

I don’t get his beef. Wouldn’t the police just beat him half to death?

I’ve been writing for Deadspin and The Concourse for literally years. But thanks for paying attention.

Yeah so if I find your sense of humor laying around I’ll be sure to send it back to you.

¡Muy Am-bien!

u just copy pasted my online dating profile and changed like three words

He should try for the Vegas job. Roy is beloved in that town.

Roy-t happened?

The good news is that everything in that original blog post stands up as true to this day.

Is this some kind of viral marketing campaign for an “Angels In The Outfield” remake?