It’s actually against the Code of Conduct to tell you where I get paid to do law shit! Crazy right?

Again, if you take Univision’s statements at face value, this was not an editorial decision, which will be underscored by the fact that this post won’t be deleted, as it cannot be construed as a liability carrying over to the new ownership group! But I know law is hard.

Did you write this clearly uninformed post just to use the word “screeds?”

Your obits are the best things about this election. I have multiple times read them aloud in a performative manner to friends.

HamNo seems to post less on The Concourse than he did on Gawker. Is this a function of trying not to inundate Deadspin with too many non-sports posts or just an adjustment phase?

In most places across the country, Eve, people are dumb and do things against their own self-interest every day. In truth, I think we can reasonably just chalk this one up to this plaintiff being stubborn. After the state-court judgment, basically any attorney, even a bad one, would have strenuously counseled…

Considering the alternative, which, after a state-court judgment in favor of Cinemark, is zero, yes!

Same. Court employee shout out!

Don’t worry! The counseled complaints are also really easy to dismiss.

He easily could have stated his opinion that the article sucks, but he didn’t. He only attacked the use of swears, which is kind of ridiculous on a site where basically every article, even the serious ones, uses swears. The opinion that endless cursing is dumb is a valid opinion! This is just a dumb forum for it.

Do you think Cinemark is responsible for whatever value is acceptable? The jury doesn’t. I’m not one to agree with juries all the time (see generally Bollea v. Gawker), but your argument needs to begin by asserting that Cinemark is liable here, which is contrary to the jury verdict. In the procedural posture of the…

They tried to pay them off! The one plaintiff said no. It was a good offer, too.

I dunno, they gave the plaintiffs a pretty good settlement offer considering that they were already found not liable in state court.

Ah, great point. I think my point would still stand because he has a Kinja account and is reading Deadspin articles. The only other possibility would be if he followed HamNo here, but why would he follow HamNo at all if he thinks cursing is ignorant?!

You are an ungreyed Deadspin commenter and you think cursing makes the writers sound ignorant? You are truly the white whale.

Welcome to Deadspin, Ashley. I am glad that you ended up here!

+1

Biles finished with four gold medals and one BRONZE.

It’s ridiculous to think she can make it to Tokyo at age 23, but if anyone can do it, I suppose it’s her.

I am so glad you are back from vacation.