In most places across the country, Eve, people are dumb and do things against their own self-interest every day. In truth, I think we can reasonably just chalk this one up to this plaintiff being stubborn. After the state-court judgment, basically any attorney, even a bad one, would have strenuously counseled…

Considering the alternative, which, after a state-court judgment in favor of Cinemark, is zero, yes!

Same. Court employee shout out!

Don’t worry! The counseled complaints are also really easy to dismiss.

He easily could have stated his opinion that the article sucks, but he didn’t. He only attacked the use of swears, which is kind of ridiculous on a site where basically every article, even the serious ones, uses swears. The opinion that endless cursing is dumb is a valid opinion! This is just a dumb forum for it.

Do you think Cinemark is responsible for whatever value is acceptable? The jury doesn’t. I’m not one to agree with juries all the time (see generally Bollea v. Gawker), but your argument needs to begin by asserting that Cinemark is liable here, which is contrary to the jury verdict. In the procedural posture of the…

They tried to pay them off! The one plaintiff said no. It was a good offer, too.

I dunno, they gave the plaintiffs a pretty good settlement offer considering that they were already found not liable in state court.

Ah, great point. I think my point would still stand because he has a Kinja account and is reading Deadspin articles. The only other possibility would be if he followed HamNo here, but why would he follow HamNo at all if he thinks cursing is ignorant?!

You are an ungreyed Deadspin commenter and you think cursing makes the writers sound ignorant? You are truly the white whale.

Welcome to Deadspin, Ashley. I am glad that you ended up here!

+1

Biles finished with four gold medals and one BRONZE.

It’s ridiculous to think she can make it to Tokyo at age 23, but if anyone can do it, I suppose it’s her.

I am so glad you are back from vacation.

Swimming was outdoors at the 2004 Athens games IIRC.

I totally thought that this was the story we were about to read.

Why is this not on Foodspin?

You gotta pay close attention when you copy and paste from PDFs.

I don’t give a shit about either team, but it would have been really incredible for Kevin Dyson’s reception and subsequent stretch to cross the goal line in Super Bowl XXXIV against the Rams.