Meanwhile, Captain Mystery investigate a marvelous alien ship in the new issue of some comic I just made up.

Chael Sonnen and Boy George? That's like mixing bleach and ammonia……awesome!

Have Leonardo da Vinci killed.

And this years GLAAD life time achievement award goes to…………

I got a twitter alert for that and crashed into a fire hydrant.

What's a man with a cape doin' with my father?
What was my father doing with a man in a cape?

There's been a real niche sales market for Chihuahuas and Labradoodles at Sundance the last few years. Looks like Amazon's ready to play with the big boys.*

The Wyoming Department of Corrections Presents:
Big House On The Prairie: Inside The Walls of the Wyoming State Prison

In another "yes, really" moment - Ralph Fiennes has agreed to play Joe Jackson.

Depends on which half you were alive for….

Madly thumb pumps Reebok high tops while stacking unbeatable deck of Magic: The Gathering cards.
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No. That was last night.

Because there's already a Lindo Carlision. Duh.

*blankly stares at comment*

Dik, that came out in the 70's

I had one in Bent, OR last summer…..
So they exist in at least 2 places.

When I look to the sky for the SQG symbol and it's not there I will volunteer my services in dire situations.

The thing about eating the Black and White cookie, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved.

My heart!

Maybe you are all dirty old pedophiles too.

Great job SQG - referencing the exact joke I just made and yet still getting up votes.