I like the joke. I do. But it was Batman Forever.

Zexy,
Zany,
Zensational!

I would assume Zorro's cape and mask will be replaced by some type of shiny metallic jumpsuit.

Ssssuuffffferrrinnnn Suuuuccccotasssssssshhhhhh! That sucks.

$2 still seems like a hefty price for a show that will continue forever.

Fifteen years from now? I assumed with all the excitement in your life you'd be dead long before then.

ummm…..

The award goes to Inanimate(d) Carbon Rod

I'm pounding my desk with my fists for added emphasis because it's something I like to do.

Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko!

Rita Repulsa? That had to be a Garbage Pail Kid at one point.

Where's my goddamn chequebook? Let's get this over with.

"With tha drinkin' and tha druggin' and tha non-consensual sexin'

"these productions will be shut down for at least the weekend."

Yes. Going to.

When I was a kid my parents had a stationary bike in the basement that I would use as a torture device for my sisters Barbie collection. Grinding their faces down to a flat plastic nub on the front wheel was very satisfying.

The novelty of this toy as a kid was replaced by the novelty of my ever extending balls as a 30 something.*

Ok ok…. I don't need another X-Files/NFC Championship pvr fuck up on my hands so maybe I'll just have to watch the Super Bowl all the way through.

"The man who can wield the power of this sword can summon to him an army more deadly than any that walks this earth. Put aside the Ranger. Become who you were born to be. Take the Dimholt Road and Lets Dance!"

Finally my choice for "in-store pickup" on my DVD pre-orders of Slumdog Millionaire, Ironman and The Wrestler will pay off.