It's true. My earlobes haven't grown at all.

Webster's Dictionary defines achievement as the quality or condition of achieving.

Bosomy?! You wanna know if your grandmother was bosomy?!

If Dhanush is going to succeed in Hollywood he should use his more America-friendly birth name: Venkatesh Prabhu Kasthuri Raja.

I'm not saying it deserves to win but a nomination would be warranted based on the casting alone. The Martian is fine but uninspired. Personally, I preferred Interstellar as a SCI-FI drama.

So I just saw The Martian on the weekend. Overrated.

Moldy? Pubic hair? I'm getting something to eat.

♫ Most of the eastern half of the country Freeze-out ♫

EHulu.

Dammit! I need a new agent.

"Let Quidditch stay for the rich elites."

My parents are coming to Netflix (via new subscription) and I am leaving because I can't justify paying for a streaming service that no longer includes Crocodile Dundee 2.

I'm sure he's writing it with Gusto.

IT'S A COZY TRAAAAPP!!

That's, just like….uhhhh, your Opa!nion, man.

And that article about ATM's in America:

[opens up envelope]

Ass(assin) first thing in the morning. Thank you, Internet.

In an unexpected twist, Gabe Soria will write next Black Keys album.

Dr. Whoa!