No spotlights were harmed in the making of this film.

Where do I sign?

SERENITY NOW!

HAPPY FIRST MONDAY OF 2016!

I don't go anywhere. All I need to see is the Newark Airport.

When I think of hip, ground-breaking music establishments, I immediately think of the Newark Airport. But now when I'm there I can be cool and eat deviled eggs! That's a hell of a menu.

SourMASH

The Rye Stuff

Everyone reminds James Cameron that we don't care.

*Not reading, not reading, not reading.*

*tears*

*James Earl Jones signs contract to purr like cat*

Meow The Space Jewels

Duhh.

Should I be watching this? I've had a couple people tell me yes and another person say it's terrible.

Agreed.

How and why is Hannibal #7? That's unexpectedly low, A.V. Club.

*sips whiskey*

At this point he will take any role that allows him to keep the facial hair.

A Penny Farthing is what they are called. I know this because I enjoy bicycles not because I am a hipster.