Yeah, fuck that guy.

I reckon we done a little uttertuck back on the farm. Them heifers can get awful lonely.

A classic Dikism.

I don't think Holocaust comics would be a big seller.

ISIS must really hate me because my Leia figure has been through some weird and wild times.

ma ma ma ma ma, Mathman!

Correction. A fully relaxed, cocoa butter smelling, shitty excuse for a human being.

It's been two long weeks.

And seriously guys, do you have to include the giant, disgusting photo of Fogle? It's the holidays, a photo of Sandler would be punishment enough.

I, for one, welcome our bosomy overlord.

NBC, ABC, CBS, FOX and CNN are all jealous they didn't get this exclusive. I don't like everything VICE does but this was very insightful.

I offered .99 cents and although it was considered, eventually they went with the one other person in the entire world that bid more. Damn.

MC Tommy Tom droppin the phat rhymes up in the hizzzouse

A recent study suggests that too much Bacon may lead to colon cancer, high blood pressure, Tremors and death.

That's the best Reason of all.

Carpenter was quoted as saying: "I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH! Maybe I'll do some TV."

Apparently the people who made your latest biopic do too.

If it was any better they'd have to change the name of the movie.

I'd eat Rack of Gillian any time but it was looking extra sumptuous in that final scene.

Oh SF Sketchfest….. yeah, this line up makes sense. I was thinking it was that police department draw-a-thon, PD Sketchfest.