Communism?

While everyone's busy waiting for John to show up for the Q&A session, I've officially been tasked to head up all other conversation.

Thanks for being such a super website.

Yo, check this out….black guys put on their pants like this……yeah but white guys, see, they put their pants on like this……

Still a better end than most horses meat…

This won't be the first time Chris Hemsworth is scrutinously compared to a horse.

As a Packers fan it is becoming harder to stay R-E-L-A-X-E-D with each passing week.

Trainspotting
But
Shittier

* opens desk, pulls out rejection letter from Yale University Paleontology department*

You're dangerous.

*looks at avatar*

Hire this woman.

More of Lasagna man, huh?

Morbid Manicotti
Spooky Spaghetti
Freaky Fusilli

Nuts come from nature. Cabins are in nature. This brand of coffee has nuts. That's all I need to know.

You got any coffee?

In last weeks episode of South Park, Randy opened up his robe as the cops drove by and revealed his pixelated penis spinning in circles.

Although heart-felt, I think John Oliver's statement remains more effective.

Mugatu throwing the latte got me.

Hopefully Inspectre Gadget will be more fun.