*clears throat* ummmmm, excuse me Mr. 'Kachu, you forgot the most important part.

I've already committed my $80K movie allowance to seeing a Star War two days early in France.

God damn, I miss this show.

He makes up for his ugliness in other ways. Most notably by being annoying.

To accommodate all viewers, ABC developing gay stuff heavy dance show:

—Rouge

I'm going to make the assumption Gambit likes a good Shrimpin'….

And now, with his picks for today's games, the man who's right 52% of the time, Smooth Jimmy Apollo!

No, no. Elliott Gould.

Where They From, is this.

Oscar nominations this year will include a surprising nod to Brad Pitt's mustache for best supporting actor.

"I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it."

I better stock up on these now while the going is good. A couple years from now the hipsters will deem them cool and I will be rich.

But if a nerd fact checks a nerd does it make a sound?

NASA Humor:

It's like Buffalo Bill's home in December.

Who wants Hot Cider?

Precious crushed all the candy…………….with her mouth.

This is what I appreciate most about the A.V. Club - timely, relevant news.

Dear Alister,