alisterfuzzwater--disqus
Alister Fuzzwater
alisterfuzzwater--disqus

……and I said no no no.

Where's my daughter and do you think I'm ok to drive? Seriously do these shoes make me look fat? I'm leaving.

And the winner is……………… Inside Out.

Who would say something like that?

Catastic!

Run The Jewels would agree.

Sleigh Bells ring are you watching
In the lane, moneys piling
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.
The rich to get richer at Disneyland

"The Doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me."

The winning bidder agrees to walk the sweater regularly and feed it twice per day.

Perfect. I will continue staring straight ahead pretending I don't see the Internet and feeling safe with all my windows rolled up.

#♥matter

You get your toilet book out of here and I won't jump over this counter and punch you in the brain.

Rim 2 Rim: The Boys of The Pacific

Strange. I saw that same photo of Merideth Vieira a couple weeks ago with the hashtag
#mamaneedshercoffee

I guess Rihanna has recovered from her starring role in Venereal.

What's that extra D for?

BOOMSHAKALAKA
Does anyone want to come over and play NBA Jam?

his coffee beans tune into full season of FOX's hottest new show*

Footballs Greatest Injuries:

I'm pretty sure they already made this back in '89. If my memory serves me correctly, James Belushi played the dog.