*disappointedly puts shovel and lantern back in desk*

Any chance we can get Hologram Andy Kaufman to wrestle Jerry Lawler while were at it?

From the bone dry rooftop of some building in LA, Silver Lake Chorus' presents:

Well, I can't get the Bocephus juices flowin' unless I say…..

Morning Fellas,

I'm more of a Nebraska man myself. Where's that house?

No, it's the number of pounds she lost since her last album came out.

All the Kings horses and all the Kings men couldn't find a reason to film this again.

I'm really looking forward to this film. Great cast and the cinematography looks pretty amazing. I can definitely see a three-peat Oscar win for Emmanuel Lubezki.

At this point Geddy Lee kinda looks like Sean Penn playing Geddy Lee.

Oh no doubt. That series has been really back and forth. I'd actually rather see the Jays win than the Royals.

That could be just 1 more game.

"We just need to know what time you'll be picking him up tomorrow?"

So far it seems pretty normal. But it's still early.
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(Checks calendar. Today is Thursday)

She moved to Canada upon hearing of the Federal Election victory for teen heartthrob Justin Trudeau. La vie Liberals!

A slight alteration to the title, Mary's Poppin' may help clear up the confusion without the addition of XXX.

@Seinfeld Quote Generator

Fender Bender? It's a scaaaaary story about someone who doesn't like guitars.

[George holds up sports jersey]

I assumed the ape would be wearing the nail polish. Maybe I'm thinking about this all wrong.