There is no movie if good Spielberg works can't be referenced. I'm not sitting through some film that references nothing but 1989's Always.

I once journeyed into the Crimson Peak but decided I'd rather abstain during that time of the month.

For his and her pleasure try Exxxtanz

Vests like this don't come cheap.

We have 50 Shades of Dalmation!

and hypothetically, these click-bait ads you're referring to could be found where?

I stil dn't agreee with u.

Go Cardinals!

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Children…...

If you think those are scary, take a look at the Camel Toe Spider - much, much worse.

The reviews are in:

He's busy renting out secluded cabins in New Hampshire.

Fuhgettaboutit.

Tres secreción! Mucho caliente!

What is this amateur hour?

Trained
In
Ebonics

I didn't know Will Butler had a thing for Asians.

Few people realize that before Steve was around you'd simply ask a prostitute for a hand pleasure or mouth pleasure - I would argue his influence on the sexual terminology of today was just as important as what he did for technology. Great "job" Steve.

I refused to authorize that biopic.

*The crane had no comment about it's role in the incident*