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Hey Craig, you got a fresh sound. It'll play well at this Audio Video Club.

—Russ Meyer

James Frey has contacted Brian Williams for possible starring role(s).

Bro, Troy Polamalu retired.

Katherine Helmond was offered the role but passed to Auli’i Cravalho, citing age and non-polynesianness as the biggest problems.

"Uhhhhh, He is Oli, you are Sven! He is Oli, you are Sven!"

Gouda on a burger? Go back to Holland, Commie.

Yes.

They got the casting for this all wrong.

DC hires DC guy to write new Sex Panther cologne tag line.

Dear god. That means we've gotten one step closer to Mama phase.

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This has a lot to live up to. The original Kunta's Groove Session was my favorite part in Roots.

Pam Grier to play the sassy love interest of Judy Greer's husband.

"Listen Crackerjack if you're going to be televised you gotta be easy on the eyes. You need a suit, a tie and some Brylcreem."

MY GAWD!!! CASEY AFFLECK, A PEDIGREE INTO THE TACS!

Does anyone remember that hip hop group the Triple 9 Mafia? Me neither.

Ole' Granny Fuzzwater's Classic Country Style Cum Chili.

"There's two things I really like to do and that's whoop ass and look good. I'm doing one of them right now and on Saturday night, I'm doing the other."